We are with my sister and her family this week. We've come up with a couple of funnies so far. At supper tonight, Grace and Laura had this conversation.
G: Look, this is how monkeys chew.
L: Where did you learn that?
G: From a monkey.

Brian told the boys in the basement to quiet down and quit talking. Michael hollered back. Well, I'm sorry, Dad, but I said something really funny!