Word Worthy Day

Leah slipped in her skates and landed on the floor.
Lexi looked at me calmly (while Leah is screaming) and says, "Mom, your youngest is on the floor." (Youngest? That sounded funny to me coming out of her mouth.)

A little while later, Leah was sent to her room because she was having tired issues. Lexi says to me, (again calmly) "Mom she is crying and becoming quite annoying."

Then, "Mom, she's asking for her pacifier." Leah doesn't really have a pacifier, it's a tiny one from and baby doll that Leah likes to hold in her mouth. So I said, "Well, you can give it to her. Maybe it will fix our problem." "Okay" she says.
This whole time I'm trying to make dinner. It's gets a little crazy on AWANA nights.
A couple mintes later, "Mom it didn't really fix our problem!"
What did fix our problem was that she fell asleep. That was the best fix.

So while we are eating dinner, Trey and Zach were messing under the table because Trey likes to wear his skates to the table and it annoys Zach.
Trey: Hey, my foot isn't touching the floor!
Lexi: That's because Zach has it suspended.
Zach: Whoa, Lexi, look at you with your fancy words!

On the way home, Lexi and Avery (a friend who rides with us on Wednesdays) were messing around in the back seat and I hear Lexi, "Mom, Avery bonked my scapula and my mandible hit her knee!"