The Story

Amy (Kris' friend) wanted us to stand in a row with our Mom in the middle and just talk. She has pictures of her sisters and mother just talking and wanted us to have the same experience.

So my Mom says "Okay I've been waiting for this moment! I have the best story!"

To say that I don't think Amy was prepared to hear this story would be a gross understatement.

It was quite the story and we did indeed laugh.

But I can't tell you the story.

I'm sworn to secrecy.

But I can tell you this. It involves my mother and her sisters. They have many, many stories of their zany adventures, especially now that they are getting, ahem, older.

I may or may not have said something like "Don't ever expect me to do something like that when we get older."

Tracy assured me that was okay.

The story wouldn't mean much to anyone out of our family anyway.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.